- This has got to be a mess!!
- The $28K Sandwich That Grew No Mold
- Man Sets House on Fire
- Lava Lamp Kills Man
- Deadly Shrimp--watch out!!!
- 66-Lb. Tumor Removed From Woman's Abdomen
- Post Weird News Here
- Experts investigate secret Templar tunnels found beneath Hertford, UK
- Deputies are on a - wild Kangaroo chase.
- Dog survives abduction by eagle
- Creative Hideout
- Suite Vollard: the only revolving building in the world
- Excuses For Not going Into Work
- Bonehead Award
- Miami-Dade Police Seek Trucker, Nickels
- Mel meets Sister Lucy
- Playboy Playmate of the Year Acquitted of Assault
- Its Official Roaches IMMORTAL
- Pair Arrested for Telling Lawyer Jokes
- Sick: Speaker Touts Stripping to 8th Graders
- OMG, This is going too far!
- A Brush with fame
- A spud on the dark side
- Author Wrestles with "the Devil"
- Dog has record 24 pups
- Feeling SAD today...? Odds are, you are
- ElephantsGet Potty Training
- Man Found Alive in Morgue
- Man no longer hears strange voices on the telephone
- European Escapes Avalanche
- Monkeys Pay to Look at Female Monkeys
- Man pees his way out of avalanche!
- Why work out...? Just FIDGIT that flab away!
- Mexican pedestrian hit by car held responsible for damage
- Remember These When Next Called for Jury Duty
- Finally Found a Way to Make You Enjoy Paying Taxes
- Italians Told to Stop Moaning About Weather
- Man Gets Leg in Mail
- Men Jailed for exhuming and eating heart of "Vampire"
- Man Says Goat Moves In, Won't Move Out
- Sued For Cookie Delivery Unbelievable
- Music Industry Sues Dead Woman
- Guilty As Charged
- -Year-Old Mich. Boy Drives Mother's Car
- Man CUTS OFF own TESTICALS after team losses Game
- Mall Shooting
- Gay Penguins?
- Pregnant women kills would be baby snatcher
- Study says lobsters do not feel pain when boiled, but it does tickle
- Bank Robbers
- Miller Brewing forklift driver fired after photographed sipping a Bud
- Radio station to award a free divorce as part of contest on Valentine's Day
- Radio Duo Suspended After Burglary Stunt
- Great Excuse To Get Out Of Jury Duty
- Raed Tihs
- New Scents
- Teacher Teaches Explosives
- Wild Turkeys Push Luck, Move to BBQ Town
- Nudists among us
- Jesus Found in Frying Pan
- Clothing Optional Restaurant
- Man upset because police woke him up to tell him he was the subject of a standoff
- Wead burns Bush with secret dope tapes
- Students Class Action Lawsuit
- And You thought Truffles Were Just Chocolate
- Man Bites Seeing Eye Dog
- Men Upset With McDonald's Threaten To Bomb Pentagon
- Children wed to dogs to ward off evil
- Barmy teachers ban tag
- RIAA at it again
- Burglers Report Lost Getaway Car Keys to Police
- Beer And Seaweed Sustain Boater
- UFO special comments.
- Go Kitty Go!!!!
- Police Arrest 8-Year-Old After Alleged Outburst
- Cat Survives Trip
- Spry Granny Gets Drunk
- Woman arrested over 96 cents
- Kids get new busman lost
- Ball Lightning Destroys TV
- Overdue Books Gets Man Arrested
- Battle Tanks Attack
- Bomb Threat Over Pen
- Child Arrested After Alleged Tantrum
- Japanese Siblings Live With Deal Father
- Dog Subpoenaed in Murder Trial
- Trucks With Chickens, Doughnuts Collide
- Florida Lawmaker Seeks Toilet Paper Tax
- Want to get even? Here's a new one...
- New Twist on Bank Robbery
- Child Changes Gender
- Older Siblings Smarter, Norwegian Study Shows
- Poor Girl Scouts
- Slightly Shotgunned Laptop on Ebay
- When Clowns Attack?
- Pooches Compete For Ugliest Dog Title
- Baboon crisis keeps children out of school
- No Sign of Wayward Pet on Doggie Death Row
- Woman hit by traffic cone seeks settlement
- Turtle Has Satanic Shell After Fire
- Excuses For Not Working
- Sleeping senior mistaken for dead
- River Road may close today for amphibians
- Art Smuggled Into Museum
- Can't Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?
- Robbery Foiled by Bananas
- Pop a tea pill if you can't have a cuppa
- When Cars Attack
- And the Moron Award Goes to
- And the Culprit is: The Police
- Work at home Scan
- Government Can Censor Freedom of Information Releases
- Choosing A Baby's Sex: The Revolt Grows
- IRS May Consider eBay Sales Taxable Income
- Police beat column: Trash cans a gold mine
- Cocaine, not Octane
- Plasticized Fetus Stolen from 'Body World' Exhibit
- Cops 'Bust' Woman After Birth in Mix-Up
- Bikinis for Toddlers Spark Controversy
- Squirrel wins fight to stay in Canada
- Ladies Rooms Not For Drag Queens
- Who Closes a Sex Festival?
- Responsible Parenting...
- Death Charged in Theft From Cemetery
- Teacher Attacks Teacher in Class
- Women held captive for 10yrs by fugitive found..
- Woman Feeds Tiger Cubs
- Turd Burglar
- Cop Uses Records to Locate Critic
- Thirsty camels terrorizing Australian toilets
- Best Buy or Worst Buy?
- Judge Sentences Spammer to Nine Years
- Scientists Create Remote-Controlled Flies
- Woman drops Wendy's finger lawsuit
- Teen Steals Head
- Ear Bitten Off
- Chimpanzee told to stop smoking
- Unborn Baby Threatens Mom in New Burger Ad
- Man Drives Stolen Car to Police Station
- Saved Chicken's Life
- Michael Moore Stages Hunger Strike
- Pope Benedict XVI has an Email Address!
- Juror Fined For Yawning in Court
- Wrong Way
- Danza surprises student with class visit
- Surfer Fights Off Shark, Keeps Surfing
- It seemed like a good idea at the time...
- Skydiver Killed After Hitting Plane In Mid-Air
- Man hides Mother's Corpse in Freezer
- Man borrows against his home to spread 'gospel of beer'
- Tooth as the organ of sight
- Dumb Criminal
- Buried Standing Up!
- Pretty in pink
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
- Newborn to be named after internet casino
- Runaway Bride Could Face Legal Charges
- Weird Way to Warm Up for a Game
- Student gives up on plan for anti-Santa campaign
- Man finds finger in frozen custard
- Man
- Man Goes on Naked Rampage
- 'Revenge' Cd
- Bee Magnet
- Judge rejects suspect's bologna sandwich complaint
- 2 month old infant peppered sprayed
- 5/5/05
- Kitty Litter-Kwitter
- Stray dog finds abandoned baby in forest
- Man Struck by Lightning — Again
- Chickens Cross Road, Get Traffic Tickets
- Man Steals Car, Reports It Stolen
- Pope's baseball card hits eBay
- Who put that rat's head in the burger?
- What Country are you??
- Alien wasp that likes to knock down pine trees found in New York
- Riding While Intoxicated
- Man tries to rob bank with vacuum
- Hostile Grackles Attack People in Houston
- Robot Kitty
- World's Longest Cigar
- Boy Gets Trapped Inside Vending Machine
- South Natomas Home Covered With Sheet Metal
- Bear Takes Dip in L.A. Pool
- Jedi fans petrol inferno
- WANTED: Darth Vader!
- Phone bill traps man
- Man Arrested for Wearing Mask
- Woman sues Yahoo over nude photos
- Barbie Goes To Court
- Garage Sale Chair Holds $3,000
- Brooklyn man half way in his quest to visit 1000 bars in a year
- Ex-worker suing because she had to show her breasts to Koko the Guerilla
- Man Sues Over Exploding Porta-Potty
- Man Robs, Then Shoots Himself in Foot
- Boy licks Teacher's toes to get candy.
- Women caught smuggling fish....
- Body part falls from plane, lands in backyard
- Man arrested for possessing, planning to eat endangered tortoises
- Gay Hero Statue Draws Flak
- Woman Selling Husband's Coffin
- Ketchup Mishap Stains His Reputation
- Nothing Stops His Golf Game
- Fire Truck Joyride
- Angry Wife Gets Revenge Via eBay
- Women suing radio station
- Don't get Granny Mad.
- What to do when your friend swallows your car keys.
- Lions Rescue Kidnapped Girl!
- Human Feces Powers Prison!
- Scientists are questioning the safety of a Star Wars Ray Gun
- Museum Lets Naked People in Free
- Man gets amputated foot back
- Man carried off in porta-potty
- It Sure As Hell Ain't Disneyland
- Tomatina Tomato Fest
- A Message from John Cleese
- Human Lightening Rod
- Google Earth Hacks
- Indian Boy Has 25 Fingers, Toes
- Ancient Romans used boys' hair instead of napkins
- Psychic Seeks $25Mil Reward for Saddam
- Magical Personality Quiz
- Cat Born With 2 Tongues
- Now HERE's how you write an eBay item
- Flasher arrested for snapping photos of shocked women
- Payback
- Runaway Wisc. Cat Found in France
- Deer Cams?
- Customers Rob Own Bank
- Black Christmas Trees Hot Seller
- Squirrel Feeder Faces Charges Again
- deep kissing scam!!!
- McRib, We Hardly Knew Ye?
- The Jack Benny 39-cent stamp Campaign
- Wierd FACTS
- Cruise Control
- Fool Awareness: How to raise your Laugh Expectancy
- What is your True Aura Colour??
- unimaginable coincidence
- A Kings Time Capsule...
- The way you sneeze defines your character
- news photo quiz
- Draw your house
- Oddball object circles sun beyond Neptune
- Immortal Remains....
- Bad neighbors fined $75,000
- ....respect for dwarfs
- F the people; save the paintings!
- Wearing your dead relatives