Dr Powerfun
05-22-2010, 10:31 PM
To the tune (http://fredsshed.isgreat.org/audio/batleh.mid) of The Battle Hymn of the Republic
Mine eyes have seen a story in the USA Today (http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/taxes/2010-05-10-taxes_N.htm)
The intent of which is meant in all its glory to portray
That taxes as a burden aren't as bad as what they say
The Bull is marching on!
Just who do they think they're kidding?
Just who do they think they're kidding?
Just who do they think they're kidding?
They must think folks are dumb...
Effectively, the average tax rate the author parades
Is 9 percent (the lowest that it's been in six decades)...
That number is one more in a whole series of charades
To put the people on!
Gotta love those funny numbers,
Gotta love those funny numbers:
Gotta love those funny numbers -
They're GREAT to hide the facts!
For individuals, there's not one Fed rate that's gone down:
It's federal collections that have gone down all-around -
The only way the rate you're taxed has dropped is if you've found
Your income's falling flat
Income falls in a recession
Income falls in a recession
Income falls in a recession
But tax keeps going on
The truth is that the story's numbers hardly go half way -
For one thing, payroll taxes aren't included: why, you say?
It's payment for "insurance" or so says the BEA
Oh, how they put us on!
It's not taxes, it's "Insurance"
It's not taxes, it's "Insurance"
It's not taxes, it's Insurance -
Boy, are THEY FULL of sh!t...!
Jibing with the numbers for this year's Tax Freedom Day,
Kev Drum at Mother Jones (http://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2010/05/taxmans-bite) says 9 Percent's a bit astray:
The REAL figure's THREE TIMES more than USA Today's -
So, why were they so off?
It was clearly Propaganda,
It was clearly Propaganda:
It was clearly Propaganda!
(You'd think they were Pravda!)
Mine eyes have seen a story in the USA Today (http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/taxes/2010-05-10-taxes_N.htm)
The intent of which is meant in all its glory to portray
That taxes as a burden aren't as bad as what they say
The Bull is marching on!
Just who do they think they're kidding?
Just who do they think they're kidding?
Just who do they think they're kidding?
They must think folks are dumb...
Effectively, the average tax rate the author parades
Is 9 percent (the lowest that it's been in six decades)...
That number is one more in a whole series of charades
To put the people on!
Gotta love those funny numbers,
Gotta love those funny numbers:
Gotta love those funny numbers -
They're GREAT to hide the facts!
For individuals, there's not one Fed rate that's gone down:
It's federal collections that have gone down all-around -
The only way the rate you're taxed has dropped is if you've found
Your income's falling flat
Income falls in a recession
Income falls in a recession
Income falls in a recession
But tax keeps going on
The truth is that the story's numbers hardly go half way -
For one thing, payroll taxes aren't included: why, you say?
It's payment for "insurance" or so says the BEA
Oh, how they put us on!
It's not taxes, it's "Insurance"
It's not taxes, it's "Insurance"
It's not taxes, it's Insurance -
Boy, are THEY FULL of sh!t...!
Jibing with the numbers for this year's Tax Freedom Day,
Kev Drum at Mother Jones (http://motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2010/05/taxmans-bite) says 9 Percent's a bit astray:
The REAL figure's THREE TIMES more than USA Today's -
So, why were they so off?
It was clearly Propaganda,
It was clearly Propaganda:
It was clearly Propaganda!
(You'd think they were Pravda!)