Angelina

[Captain Kundalini]

Full name: Angelina Jolie Voight
Born: Wednesday, June 4, 1975 at 9:09am in Los Angeles, California
Nickname: Catwoman
Parents: Jon Voight and Marcheline Bertrand
Hobbies: Collects knives and has an interest in mortuary science
Various: "Jolie" means "pretty" in French.
Goddaughter of actress Jacqueline Bisset and actor Maximilian Schell.
Tattoos: "H" on the inside of her left wrist, Tennessee Williams quote, "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages", on her left forearm, the Japanese sign for death, two pointy black American Indian symbols, a dragon, and a large black cross and a blue window on her lowerback
Measurements: 36C-28-36
Languages: English and French
Graduated from Beverly Hills High School at age 16
Majored in film at New York University

[Captain Kundalini]

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http://www.captkundalini.com/Graphics/Lips.jpg

Miss Angelina (http://www.captkundalini.com/Graphics/MissAngelina.jpg)

[OddRavenZane]

YES, darlin'! Can we have some more close-ups?

[Illyria]

Here you go..Capn' K...since it's *news ;)

~Jolie and Farrell Attraction Almost Led to Romance


Angelina Jolie and Colin Farrell were so close to becoming lovers they discussed the possibility of dating - but decided their personalities are too similar. The Alexander co-stars were rumored to have started dating during the filming of the epic movie but Jolie claims they refrained from consummating their mutual attraction at the last moment. Jolie says, "Colin and I did discuss the idea of dating. He is a very interesting man and artist. But we've also talked about how we're maybe too similar. So at this point we're just great friends."


LINK (http://imdb.com/news/wenn/#1)

[True Wireless]

Catwoman eh? She's enough reason to practice those mind control lessons eh Captain? :D

Angelina...you will come hither...and hither some more...

LOL :D

[Captain Kundalini]

Catwoman eh? She's enough reason to practice those mind control lessons eh Captain? :D

Angelina...you will come hither...and hither some more...

LOL :D

You got that right! :D

Illyria, thanks for the news link and story. :)

[Captain Kundalini]

Catwoman eh? She's enough reason to practice those mind control lessons eh Captain? :D

Angelina...you will come hither...and hither some more...

LOL :D

For you, TW and ORZ:

http://www.captkundalini.com/Graphics/comehither.jpg

That "Come hither" look. :D

[Captain Kundalini]

Lips!

[Random]

told ya ladies it ALL about the LIPS

[True Wireless]

For you, TW and ORZ:

http://www.captkundalini.com/Graphics/comehither.jpg

That "Come hither" look. :D

Most excellent find Captain :) That covers the first hither...now how about hithering some more :D

[BadBoy]

I think she is "hithering" to Brad Pitt though! :D

[Captain Kundalini]

NO SOUP FOR YOU! (http://www.captkundalini.com/Sounds/yaddayadda.wav)

[OddRavenZane]

Carman Electra finds her attractive but she is not the woman Jolie has a crush on.

[Captain Kundalini]

Carman Electra finds her attractive but she is not the woman Jolie has a crush on.

Well don't just sit there, tell us who she has a crush on. :)

[Illyria]

She used to Date Jenny Shitzu..no no Shitzmu..Well whatever..she was a Calvin Klein Model, and was in the movie FOXFIRE with her.

Okay Here corrected name: Jenny Shimizu (I was purty close)


Jenny Shimizu (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2033/Events/2033/JennyShimi_Grani_1305178_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Shimizu,%20Jenny%20(I))

[Captain Kundalini]

Shitzu's....that reminds me of a song (http://www.captkundalini.com/Sounds/wendy.mp3).

"Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big--

****-a-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like--

Shitzus make good housepets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their--

Meeting in the office
a meeting in the hall
the boss, he wants to see you
so you can suck his--

Balzac was a writer
he lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a--

Contaminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your--

Dictate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f**k!"

[maryals]

Lips!

So, do you have a "before" picture, you know, before the lip enhancement surgery?

Sorry to burst yer bubbles guyz, but a woman can tell "surgically enhanced" a mile away.

Are there ANY genuine Beauties around today? A Lauren Bacall? A Sofia Loren? A Jean Shrimpton? Marilyn Monroe?

OK, go back to your fantasizing over Fake Beauty :rolleyes:
Mary

[OddRavenZane]

There is a lot more to Angelina than her lips.
Her mind thrills me too. :D

[maryals]

Awwww c'mon guyz, does the woman have to do all the work? Fetch the man's beer, fetch the man's slippers, fetch the man's all Natural Eye Candy :rolleyes:
Mariska Hargitay, Jeri Ryan, Renne Russo, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Halle Barrie, Marina Sirtis, Jolene Blaylock, Lucy Liu, Famke Jensson.

::::sigh:::: I suppose you want me to put another log on the fire and polish yer work boots too!

Yeah yeah Dusty Springfield, the things we do for our men!

:rolleyes:

[Captain Kundalini]

There is a lot more to Angelina than her lips.
Her mind thrills me too. :D

A likely story. :D

[Captain Kundalini]

Awwww c'mon guyz, does the woman have to do all the work? Fetch the man's beer, fetch the man's slippers, fetch the man's all Natural Eye Candy :rolleyes:
Mariska Hargitay, Jeri Ryan, Renne Russo, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Halle Barrie, Marina Sirtis, Jolene Blaylock, Lucy Liu, Famke Jensson.

::::sigh:::: I suppose you want me to put another log on the fire and polish yer work boots too!

Yeah yeah Dusty Springfield, the things we do for our men!

:rolleyes:

"fetch the man's slippers"? Certainly not!
What do you think we have dogs for? :D
And incidently, it's Halle Berry.
Not to mention Teri Hatcher, Salma Hayek, Geena Davis, Jennifer Aniston and the breath taking Brooke Burke.

[maryals]

Agreed Now yer talkin' !

Thanks for the big smile you've just put on my face :D
Mary

[OddRavenZane]

Hey guys, remember this one? Evil.

[Captain Kundalini]

Hey guys, remember this one? Evil.

Oh please. :p Enough already.

[maryals]

Yup, the Dowager Queen of the Damned passes the Torch to her Successor. Notice how The Successor is dressed in white? Like a Bride mebbe?

Yup, Evil.

I have nothing against Lesbians or even AC/DC

But this Madonna kiss given to her Successor had a whole deeper meaning.

YIKES I agree with Captain Kundalini, this thread is more fun when it's just shallow goofing around :saber: