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    Corn Mangling Device of the Day: The home accessories geniuses at Plow and Hearth have introduced a deadly new weapon in the war on corn: the Corn Kerneler.

    If you can get past the fact that corn already comes in kernels, so this corn-specific blade should properly be called the “Corn De-cobber,” you can use it to slice your corn off the cob in one clean, efficient stroke.

    Plow and Hearth says the Corn Kerneler lets you “enjoy fresh corn with less mess.” Because the first thing that comes to mind when I think “UFO-shaped device with stainless steel blades in the middle,” is “less mess.”

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    I have 2 corn de-cobbers, they are embedded in mah jaw and skull They do suffer from corn stickage, but that is half the fun.

    Corn + beard also means hours of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrite View Post
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    ” Because the first thing that comes to mind when I think “UFO-shaped device with stainless steel blades in the middle,” is “less mess.”
    When I think of 'UFO shaped device with stainless steel blades in the middle', I think of the movie War of the Worlds!!
    "Happiness can only come from inside of you and is the result of your love. When you are aware that no one else can make you happy, and that happiness is the result of your love, this becomes the greatest mastery of the Toltecs: the Mastery of Love." ~~don Miguel Ruiz~~

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