QUOTES .......By popular request...

[Gummer]

Have fun!

[Illyria]

Thanks Gummer! I thought this would be a great thread, for people who love quotes, snippets, excerpts of lyrics, poems, famous sayings, what not.



This is a thread to have fun with-- it's yours.


I'll start

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

-Abraham Lincoln

I get paid to do the Wild thing

-Ton Loc

Death would be a beautiful place if it looks like Brad Pitt

-Carmen Electra

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

-Bill Cosby


See it's easy like Sunday morning..

Enjoy

[BadBoy]

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself.

-Ricky Nelson, Garden Party Lyrics

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/ricky-nel...den-party.html

[Gummer]

See it's easy like Sunday morning..

Enjoy

The Commodores!

[BenSlain]

Always carry a litter basket in your car. When it's full toss it out the window.

Me :34:

[Alger]

Another attempt to be the "Fantastic Forum"!! We have the lame "song I feel like today" thread I believe.

[Illyria]

Ben, may I borrow your tube bender when you're done using it?

- Alger, from IW

[Captain Kundalini]

"This has to be the disease for you. Now, Scientists call this disease, "Bromodrosis". But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of

STINKFOOT!"

-Frank Zappa

[Maverick]

If it's brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow.


Don't know who said this but I imagine a tree hugger probably came up with this.

[Skookum]

Ben, may I borrow your tube bender when you're done using it? - Alger, from IW

That is classic, & so is this one:

Now please....you're starting to give me a tick

BenSlain, from here & there.

[Captain Kundalini]

If it's brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow.


Don't know who said this but I imagine a tree hugger probably came up with this.

In the words of Matthew Perry, "That's....gross."

[Maverick]

Wanda to Henry in Barfly: I hate people don't you hate people? No, but I seem to feel better when they're not aroound.

[BenSlain]

That is classic, & so is this one:


BenSlain, from here & there.

He's just an excitable boy.