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  1. 04-25-2005 #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Project
    Shouldn't this be "What is the sound of one butt cheek farting?"

    I guess it doesn't sound as good, but is FAR more mystical
    " .. phhhattt .... phat .... "

    Yeah.

    Way more mystical.
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  2. 04-25-2005 #54
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    ”Give correction to a wise man ..
    ... and he will grow wiser for it.

    Give correction to a fool ..
    ... and he will hate you for it.”

    -- King Solomon / Book of Proverbs
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  3. 04-25-2005 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skookum
    If is ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
    ..........anon


    S'TRUTH!
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  4. 04-26-2005 #56
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    An oldie from Mad Magazine

    "Be Alert! The world needs more lerts!"
    proj·ect
    1. something that is contemplated, devised, or planned; plan; scheme.
    2. a large or major undertaking, especially one involving considerable money, personnel, and equipment.
    3. a specific task of investigation, especially in scholarship.
    4. to propose, contemplate, or plan.
    5. to throw, cast, or impel forward or onward.
    6. to set forth or calculate (some future thing).
    7. to extend or protrude beyond something else.
    8. to use one's voice forcefully enough to be heard at a distance, as in a theater.
    9. to produce a clear impression of one's thoughts, personality, role, etc.
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  5. 04-28-2005 #57
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    Mary if your Hubby is this Smart no wonder your head hurts ...


    RANDOM
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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by Skookum
    Mary if your Hubby is this Smart no wonder your head hurts ...


    RANDOM
    I'm a lot smarter than I look

    MaryAlice is it yet?
    "When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run!"

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  7. 04-29-2005 #59
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    People will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time they will pick themselves up and carry on.
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    There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. -- Hannah Arendt
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    We need to interpret interpretations more than to interpret things. -- Montaigne.
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  10. 04-29-2005 #62
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    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shecoda
    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
    Hey there Milton Berle, I was the one who first posted that line and it was on FF!

    Get yer own jokes Lady

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  12. 04-30-2005 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by maryals
    Hey there Milton Berle, I was the one who first posted that line and it was on FF!

    Get yer own jokes Lady

    MaryAlice
    I found this all on my own on a quote website tonight. I don't remember you posting this on FF, probably you posted this before I joined over there.

    But I will give Mary all the credit for this, she found it first.

    Now Mary let's go have a
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    Sounds good to me!

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