To The Tune Of 'Dead Puppies' By Ogden Edsl

Dead forums
Dead forums
Dead forums aren't much fun

MIA or AWOL
Folks don't post much at all
Dead forums aren't much fun

Postings fall, the more they fray
Then slide downhill and decay
Dead forums aren't much fun no, no, no

Nothing's said, nothing's read,
They become deader than dead
Dead forums aren't much fun

Dead forums, dead, dead, dead, dead forums
Dead forums aren't much fun

Come on everybody out there, sing along, okay?

Dead, dead, dead, dead, puppies, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead dead dead forums
Dead forums aren't much fun

One more time for Bob & Ray!

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead forums
Dead forums aren't much fun