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    King Hemp Part I: From DEA Deadly Birdseed, Toward Power to the People


    Published by cyrano2 at 1:03 pm under War on Drugs, Prison Industrial Complex, Crony Capitalism, DEA


    By Rand Clifford
    7/23/07
    America was just starting to crawl, and hemp was such an essential crop that farmers could be fined for not growing it—even jailed during periods of shortage in the mid 1760s. Hemp was legal tender in most of the country until the early 1800s. By 1850, over 8,000 farms of 2,000 acres or more were growing hemp, mostly where slave labor could satisfy the extreme labor-intensity of the hemp industry.


    The slavery issue changed after 1865…but by the 1930s, hemp-harvesting machinery was coming out that drastically reduced labor demands. Popular Mechanics magazine ran a cover story, February, 1938, hailing hemp as “The New Billion-Dollar Crop”. Imagine the wealth a billion dollars meant in 1938. Imagine the wealth William Randolph Hearst had amassed by 1938. Twenty years earlier, Hearst had seen hemp looming on the horizon as a threat to his paper-making empire. As soon as new machinery made superior hemp paper competitive, Hearst, as well as Pierre Dupont, owner of patents for the sulfuric-acid process for making paper from wood pulp, both stood to loose vast profits to hemp. Through connections to the very core of American politics, their stealth campaign of sensational lies and propaganda, manipulation, racism and even terrorism, culminated with an illegal tax law essentially outlawing hemp in 1937—yes, the year before Popular Mechanics published their “New Billion-Dollar Crop” article lauding hemp. Talk about stealth! Imagine the chagrin of all the people involved in our domestic hemp industry in 1937 when they suddenly learned that hemp had been banned in America because of “The Killer Weed from Mexico”. Except for during the reprieve of several years in WWII, under the government’s “Hemp for Victory!” campaign, not a single acre of hemp has been legally grown in America since 1937.


    The sordid tale of hemp prohibition in America is a superlative example of power working against the population, of corporate profits trumping We the People. Today, if we follow the money, we quickly find the War on Drugs, and the kinds of insanity our various “Wars on Things” engender. For instance, during research for the novel, Castling, I found a most Twilight-Zonish story from Nebraska. A project to elevate a Boy Scout to an “Eagle” involved jerking 40,000 “marijuana” plants…though in fact they were “ditchweed”—wild remnants of industrial hemp varieties bred and cultivated by the Department of Agriculture from 1900 to 1935, and also during the “Hemp For Victory!” war campaign. Ditchweed grows wild across several states, and like all industrial hemp varieties, has no drug potential because of ultra-low THC levels. Undeterred by reality, the young Scout, aided by gung-ho! adults and supervised by police, jerked the 40,000 plants and saw to their entombment in a landfill. For the press, DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) agents estimated the street value of the plants at over fifteen million dollars. That’s called blatant lying.


    The monetary value was zero—if those weeds were on the street, somebody would have to pay to have them hauled away. However, the weeds had plenty of value if they’d been left in the ditch where they belonged; migrating birds prefer hemp seed above all other foods. So in reality the whole farce simply wasted a lot of time and energy to rob migrating birds of a vital meal. To top that, the DEA pours tens of millions every year into state and local police forces to dig up ditchweed. What’s next, a DEA proclamation of America’s War On Birds…?


    Industrial hemp is not marijuana. Yet, unlike in countries advanced enough to farm the world’s most useful plant, where the issue of hemp is handled by agricultural, or food or health agencies, in the U.S., it’s the DEA standing in the way of hemp. Industrial hemp has nothing to do with drugs, yet the road to restoration of hemp farming goes straight through our drug enforcement bureaucracy. An end to hemp prohibition in this country is perhaps the DEA’s greatest fear because, they believe, decriminalization of marijuana would automatically follow, killing their ultimate cash cow.
    Without marijuana, the War on Drugs might suffer an attack of peace—disaster for any war profiteer such as the DEA. Half of all drug arrests nationwide are for marijuana. Nearly 15% of America’s bloated prison population represents incarceration mostly for marijuana possession.


    Privatization of America’s prison industry is one of the country’s top growth industries, along with slave labor provided by prisoners. The statistics are as horrifying as primary testimony of high-ranking government official Harry Anslinger before Congress in 1937 regarding why America’s hemp industry should be killed: “If the monster Frankenstein should come face-to-face with the evil monster marijuana, he would surely die of fright….” Hey, that’s good enough for…ahem, good enough for seventy-years-and-counting of denying We the People all the benefits of the world’s most valuable crop, don’t you think?


    Representative Ron Paul from Texas doesn’t think so. Dr. Paul certainly seems to have an affinity for truth. Even before he rattled the GOP presidential primary debates with the truth that “The Terrorists” hate us because we’ve been terrorizing them for decades, and not because we cherish apple pie…or certain other freedoms, Dr. Paul introduced H.R. 1009, the “Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2007″. Obviously, the DEA is hissing and spitting about this, throwing heavy lobby lard against the bill. But the DEA has recently taken a big hit to their credibility (such a small target!), and they’ve been burping up a lot of crow.


    It’s beyond another case of estimating the street value of a truckload of weeds at $15,000,000; that kind of insanity is so common it goes pretty much unnoticed anymore. This SNAFU actually exposed itself in that bastion of bastionism, the New York Times, and might be called: “DEA Saves Civilization by Seizing Deadly Granola Bars and Narcotic Birdseed.” The real trouble started when Canada advanced as a nation and restored the Canadian hemp industry. This sets our DEA in even starker contrast to thoughtfulness, with Canada enjoying the benefits of again growing the world’s most valuable crop. Faced with appearing sillier, the DEA countered with authoritarian authoritarianism, circling the wagons in the maximized rigidity of Zero Tolerance! No amount of THC would be permitted to cross into this country—Repeat, ZERO!


    Again, our DEA has had a bone to pick with Canada since 1998, when Canada looked that evil monster Frankenstein in the eyes, and declared: Industrial Hemp IS NOT Marijuana! Frankenstein broke into tears, blubbering about how it felt to be unloved—our DEA whisked him to Guantanamo, for a little playful and therapeutic waterboarding with Dick Cheney…. Canadian culture did not implode with the resumption of hemp farming, but rather, Canadian farmers and entrepreneurs demonstrated some modern potential of the world’s most valuable crop. So our DEA seized 40,000 pounds of hemp birdseed when it came across the border, impounding the seed in a Detroit warehouse. Also on the Zero Tolerance! Most Wanted List was Nutiva Granola Bars because they were made with the same sterilized hemp seed which tests had shown contain .0014% THC, picked up from contact with other parts of the hemp plant. Coincidentally, that percentage of THC is in the ballpark of the percentage of opiate alkaloids contained in iceberg lettuce. Our DEA isn’t seizing shipments of lettuce–HEY! Zero Tolerance means Zero Tolerance, doesn’t it? Could it be an international borders thing? Perhaps…but after exhaustive consideration of the data, and our DEA’s record, I’m ready to posit that they acted preemptively for the safety of any citizen who may recently have seen news of a man eating something like 52 hot dogs in 15 minutes to set a World Record. Should the desire to get high team up with determination to set a similar record (Guinness Book—the Real Thing!), an American citizen could attempt to eat 100 pounds of hemp seed in a sitting. The citizen might not get high (that’s a super-low THC concentration), but it’s possible they would establish themselves in the Guinness Book of World Records!



    Remember, though, our DEA is concerned, above all other considerations, with the safety of American Citizens. And of course, eating 100 pounds of hemp seed in a sitting—even though it is one of the healthiest foods on the planet—carries health risks. I mean, why would our DEA even be involved, if not to protect Americans from risk? And if this seems far-fetched, think about declaring the “street value” of a truckload of weeds at $15,000,000. Or, birdseed being yet another casualty of the War on Drugs.




    Back to eating crow…our DEA has now reversed its Zero Tolerance dictum, allowing Canadian hemp seed to cross the border. No more seizing birdseed as a schedule I narcotic—a major victory for the birds! And no more “FREEZE! DROP THE GRANOLA BAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP”!!


    And now, thanks to Rep. Ron Paul, we stand on the verge of joining the world’s advanced nations. The crucial text of H.R.1009, the “Industrial Hemp Farming Act of 2007″ is very simple, as truth usually is—it’s the lies that get so convoluted. The essentials of Ron Paul’s amendment to the Controlled Substances Act read:


    `The term “marihuana” does not include industrial hemp. As used is the preceding sentence, the term “industrial hemp” means the plant Cannabis sativa L. and any part of such plant, whether growing or not, with a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration that does not exceed 0.3 percent on a dry weight basis.’.


    Thank you very much, Dr. Paul, and Godspeed!


    In “King Hemp” part 2, read of the fantastic potential of hemp uniting with modern technology in the world’s agricultural and entrepreneurial superstar! Benefits extend all the way to countering the Devastating Duo: global warming, and globalization.


    Rand Clifford is a novelist and essayist living in Spokane, Washington, with his wife Mary Ann, and their Chesapeake Bay retriever, Mink. His novels CASTLING and TIMING are published by StarChief Press: http://www.starchiefpress.com

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    King Hemp: Part 2: Battle Lines: Natural, Or Synthetic…Life, Or Death?



    By Rand Clifford
    7/31/07

    Hemp is about life, renewal and future, power to The People…most everything America’s embedded fascist regime is not about. Government of, by and for corporations (CorpoGov) has us hogtied.


    Corporate profits rule the priorities in a globalizing plutocracy (CorpoWorld) where the bottom line is…power to the bottom line. Corporate grip just keeps increasing, squeezing the life out of the biosphere—CorpoWorld truly is making a killing!


    CorpoWorld lives by fossil energy, death and decay sucked and scoured from Earth’s burial grounds. Fossil fuels have already so poisoned the biosphere that canned tuna, healthy old protein standby, needs health warnings on the label. Banks of many rivers and lakes are sprinkled with signs reading: DO NOT EAT THE FISH! Common at others are diagrams detailing parts of fish where mercury, PCBs, dioxins, furans, lead and arsenic collect; anatomical maps posted to warn of where CorpoWorld’s toxic fingerprints are concentrating…. Mercury is the premier toxin, pervasive and potent, now piling up around the top of virtually every ocean food chain. The primary mercury dispensers are coal-fired power plants—China is building new ones as fast as they can, expecting to continue bringing another new plant on-line every few days…. And so it goes in the world of hidden costs keeping cheap imports “cheap”. So goes the biocidal foundation of “cheapness”. Nothing synthetic is cheap when all the real costs are accounted for.


    Ironically, the most imminent threat to the biosphere has been set in motion by one of fossil fuel’s few “non-toxic” components. We keep pumping carbon dioxide sequestered from ancient atmospheres into our own atmosphere, where it retards infrared radiation from escaping into space—a life-supporting phenomenon in natural moderation, life-threatening in excess. Moderation, a weaker virtue of mankind, has been obliterated by CorpoWorld’s fundamental creed: More!


    And of course, “Better”—remember DuPont’s slogan: “Better Things for Better Living…Through Chemistry”? Formerly DuPont Munitions, the world’s leading manufacturer of gunpowder and dynamite, DuPont Chemical wanted to change their image from “the powder people” to “peace-time manufacturer”.



    Launched in 1935, the slogan persisted until the 1980s, when “through chemistry” was dropped. Word had gotten out that many of the chemicals for better living were accumulating in the biosphere with deadly effects, such as dioxin from pulp mills. Then in 1999, DuPont’s slogan became, “The Miracles of Science”.



    Over the years, DuPont has gone from a company dealing explosive death and destruction…to one dealing slower death and destruction, accent on the insidious. In a different way, DuPont’s major role in robbing The People of hemp was no less insidious.


    Back to the 1930s; DuPont held the patents for making plastics and synthetic fibers from petroleum, and patents for that environmentally-infamous sulfuric acid process for making paper from wood pulp. New machinery to unleash industrial hemp’s cornucopia of superior natural products suddenly made The King a serious threat to profits of the petroleum and timber industries—real Titans in terms of economic and political dominance. William Randolph Hearst had seen the looming threat of a modernized hemp industry deflating his paper-making empire, and had already conjured cannabis hemp into “marijuana”, a Mexican slang term (or the Americanized, confusing and even slightly spookier? “marihuana”).


    Rattling his newspaper chains, Hearst had for years terrorized Americans with horrors of the “evil weed from Mexico”…truly a Greatest Hit in the art of propaganda (a certain “Stairway to Heaven” for the weed with roots in Hell!) Most people were familiar with the benefits of hemp, and cannabis, and were totally blindsided when DuPont and Hearst and their henchmen diddled Congress into strangling America’s hemp industry in 1937 with the illegal Marijuana Tax Act. Tax laws are for raising revenue, not for molding behavior.



    But….
    1937…a year of remarkable infamy—in its annual report to stockholders, the DuPont company gloated over “radical changes” regarding the federal government’s conversion of taxation authority into a tool for forcing acceptance of “sudden new ideas of industrial and social reorganization”. Whoa!…quite a malignancy here—the voice of CorpoWorld proclaiming that after massive farm foreclosures of the depression, farmers were inhibiting America’s industrial progress. They should move to industrial cities so farmland could be consolidated into huge agribusinesses controlled by corporations—along with all other means of industrial production. Farming should be primarily for food…. These biocidal design were taken further when DuPont’s president, Lammont DuPont, proclaimed: “Synthetic plastics find application in fabricating a wide variety of articles, many of which in the past were made from natural products.



    The chemist has aided in conserving natural resources by developing synthetic products to supplement or wholly replace natural products.” You got it, Lammont, a world of synthetics…mother lode patents, petroleum alchemy, pollution, extinction, poverty and disease, deforestation, global warming; fascism, globalization, perpetual wars for dwindling resources; corporate centralization of all means of production—even global food supply. Concentration of money, of power, of control—power to the corporations, slavery to The People. Conversion of largely rural, agricultural America into an urban, industrial nation. Landfills brimming with immortal waste leaching death into our living systems, forever…. Amen.


    Such is CorpoWorld’s bleak picture for living beings dependent upon a healthy biosphere—bleakest for those whose ultimate champion has been the same for over 6,000 years. Cannabis Hemp, The King.



    Consider globalization—unfettered corporations preying upon cheap labor, cashing in the biosphere’s life-support systems, spreading poverty and environmental disaster in the grossest pageant of greed in history, all powered by enormous consumption of fossil energy and armed with any necessary coercion, including war. Hemp is the ultimate antidote for the biocidal plague of globalization.


    Whereas globalization is powered by the toxic waste of ancient life, hemp is powered by the sun. Hemp is the premier solar energy machine, something we sure would like to invent if nature hadn’t beat us to it (if hemp could be patented!) Few plants grow faster, are easier to grow, are better for the soil, and none are more useful. Land that has produced hemp exclusively for twenty years is in no way degraded. And no plant even comes close to turning sunlight, carbon dioxide, nutrients and water into so many products.


    No other plant can actually empower entire regional economies, the antithesis of globalization. Farmers could return to the status they deserve, growing the world’s most valuable crop and selling it to local markets that sell it to local processors that sell their products to locally-owned businesses that sell to local citizens that work in the hemp industry. All the wealth stays where it belongs—with the people that produce it. This could all be happening across America right now, if not for CorpGov.


    Nothing is more environmentally-friendly than hemp. Any region with a hemp economy would remain a healthy place with clean air and wells, and waters with edible fish…any region not already smudged with the fingerprints of CorpoWorld. Plus, one of the few realistic ways we might mitigate global warming is to start pulling carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. Current CorpoWorld strategies are kind of like raiding the bar on the Titanic; lots of talk about reducing emissions, talks to make us feel better, temporarily, but such damage has been done.



    Rising temperatures have already sent many systems into positive feedback, as in Siberia, where melting permafrost is releasing greenhouse gases including methane in quantities that dwarf global releases of carbon from fossil fuels. Oceans are peaking out in their ability to absorb carbon. Forests, the planet’s lungs, are huge absorbers of carbon. But actual forests are getting rare fast, soon to disappear if we don’t shut down globalization. And proposed reductions in emissions translate directly into CorpoWorld profit reductions…let’s not hold our breath on that. Anyway, just this month, China actually passed the U.S. in carbon emissions to become the world’s leader. China doesn’t even want to talk about reductions in carbon emissions.


    Vast fields of hemp could replace lung capacity lost to deforestation—the possibilities are limited only by our vision. Hemp gulps carbon dioxide like no other sink, and though biomass hemp fuels and other utilizations would return carbon to the atmosphere, it would be carbon taken from our atmosphere, not carbon from atmospheres of millions of years ago as is stored in fossil fuels.


    Hemp will never be donated to The People, only seized. Anything that spreads wealth from the top, down through The People, will never be imposed from the top, only forced from below. So the question is not how good hemp is—one of hemp’s problems is that it sounds too good to be true. Well it is true, and until married to modern American technology we’ll never know the genuine potential of hemp. As is in more ways every day, our biggest problem is CorpoGov. Will We The People find the wisdom, coordination and motivation to take back what CorpoGov stole from us through lies and manipulation seventy years ago…lies and manipulation still robust today?


    In Part 3: Getting hemp back, what are our chances?
    Rand Clifford is a novelist and essayist living in Spokane, Washington, with his wife Mary Ann, and their Chesapeake Bay retriever, Mink. His novels CASTLING and TIMING are published by StarChief Press: http://www.starchiefpress.com

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    It should be legal. To outlaw a plant is ridiculous. It is heresy against God.

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    We are not only God's children, we are the Government's children as well.

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    The government is supposed to belong to us, not us to them - but I know the plants didn't vote in any election - but that was pretty well said there Mc. lol

    Well - wonder what species are they going to outlaw next?

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    they don't legalize weed for one simple reasone:
    MONEY!!!
    many officials make money in bribes to look the other way as it's being imported. local officials look the other way when it's being grown and/or transported (one of our nearby mayors was recently busted growing it, swore it was for 'educational purposes'). once it's distributed, the police department makes MILLIONS off of it. if you're caught with pot in your car (and it's a decent car), they sieze the vehicle and auction it off (or keep it if they really like it). and then there's the RIDICULOUS fines, court costs, lawyer fees. if you really think about it and all of the steps from growth to distribution, that's a TON OF MONEY.
    as far as gateway drugs go, i smoked cigs and drank beer before i got high.
    and as far as the law's concerned, i don't sweat it.
    "if the laws are tolerable, i tolerate them. if not, i break them." the time will come, i'm sure, when they try to 'crack down' and make it too dangerous or expensive to smoke. that's when the trouble will really start.
    if someone would organize a mob to handle all of the profits and bribes just for weed, the goverment would likely drop all of their ridiculous anti-pot laws. remember prohibition? when it was seen that the mob was reaping the lion's share of the profits, the government wised up and saw that you can't outlaw something like that. as it stands, the government IS THE MOB. as long as they're getting their (huge) cut, they'll let it slide. we need to take away their profit margin. i buy only local crops. steady connection without any bribes, weird pesticides or other additives.
    i long for my high-school days when i could drive two hours and be in maastricht, holland. i could buy weed and hash from all over the world right over the counter, with a beer, at the grasshopper cafe. sometimes we would take our time and cruise all of the way up to den haag, buy our stuff, and then go to amsterdam just for the sights and atmosphere (the bulldog). when i crossed the dutch border, it felt like coming home.
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    I've been to the Bulldog too! Around the late 80s. As it stands, I am straight enough to sell my pee any day of the week, every week of the year. That was then, this is now.

    You are right! it is a modern day 'witch' hunt really. One of the reasons so many women were accused and executed for witchcraft had to do with their property. It was easy to take property away from women & jews in this manner. Accuse them, execute them, and the church gets the property. That's how the inquisition often worked.

    I know someone that got busted for pot IN their own home - never near a car - ok - they didn't put him in JAIL - they didn't WANT him in jail - they gave him a 4k fine and put him on probation. OK, if you go on probation - then you also have to pay probation FINES. This person also found out he lost his license. IN Georgia, if you have ANY drug charge, you lose your license until you finish a DUI course. Ok, that was about 350 bucks for one week of listening to why you shouldn't drive drunk. (This guy was never drunk - in fact, he usually rode a bicycle everywhere he went.)

    Well, finally he got his taxes back, and he paid that fine off. The minute he did, they put him on call in status. It was like, OK, you paid your fine. We don't need to check up on you to make sure you are working anymore.

    It is ALL about making the poor people support the system - and it is mainly the poor that can't afford good lawyers.

    When it comes to 'the war on drugs' there IS no justice in the US. Amnesty International has cited US drug law as human rights violation. They did so for a reason.

    I just always think - if someone does a crime against another - deal with that crime. If a druggie breaks in your house to steal your computer so he can buy drugs - no problem - just deal harshly with the theft.

    But keeping more people proportionately in jail in our system than any other country on earth seems to serve the bastards that want us all in the same box very well.

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    i had a brainstorm the other day.
    everyone that smokes marijuana should do so out of a bong.
    when they're done smoking, they should pour the water into a spray bottle.
    when the spray bottle's full, they should take a drive and spray the water onto cars. just pick a street at random and start spraying wheel wells, insides of bumpers, wherever it might sit for a while.
    if enough stoners did this, it would virtually eliminate the use of pot-sniffing dogs, as they would smell something on every other car.

    then again, drug dogs are often used just as an excuse to search a car. they'll walk all the way around the car without stopping, then the officer yanks on the leash, taps the door and the dog jumps on it and sticks his nose in the window.
    "oh, he's smelling something!" exclaims the officer/handler.
    give me a break.
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    The THC concentrates in your urine, right? Well, you don't need a spray bottle...

    Note: don't pick on the average Joe's car, you'll just get him in trouble. Politicians and bankers, however...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lastconundrum View Post
    The THC concentrates in your urine, right? Well, you don't need a spray bottle...

    Note: don't pick on the average Joe's car, you'll just get him in trouble. Politicians and bankers, however...
    Now....what are you saying here...lol

    Don't spray it on cars, spray it on the streets. A light rain will get it onto many cars.
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    i don't know if it's the same with urine. i've never seen a drug-dog attracted to pee. upon reflection, i can think of two times when that might have occurred in my personal experiences. i have seen dogs attracted to bong water though.
    in order for this to be a truly effective subversion, it would need to be pretty random. stoners would have to know and be prepared for it. i would go so far as to suggest spraying your own car if you were going to do it. that way, you wouldn't be singled out by constant lack of scent (this is getting weird).
    i'm talking about a massive effort. it could be expanded to include local growers and 'sucker weed' (male plants and trimmings). planting these on local law enforcement officials car would surely drive the k-9 officers nuts.
    admittedly, it's a far-fetched idea. but i'm REALLY TIRED of the growing police-state. with the police now being trained by the military for hand-to-hand and urban combat (where did i read that?), maybe it's time to stir the pot and sow some seeds of confusion (oh my, bad puns AND subversive talk, i'm going to jail for sure).
    maybe i'm just high.
    or both.
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    I don't have access to any bong water, but I can flat remember how nasty it was.

    I hate seeing dogs used against people like this - especially when they take the dogs into the schools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teresius View Post
    i had a brainstorm the other day.
    everyone that smokes marijuana should do so out of a bong.
    when they're done smoking, they should pour the water into a spray bottle.
    when the spray bottle's full, they should take a drive and spray the water onto cars. just pick a street at random and start spraying wheel wells, insides of bumpers, wherever it might sit for a while.
    if enough stoners did this, it would virtually eliminate the use of pot-sniffing dogs, as they would smell something on every other car.

    then again, drug dogs are often used just as an excuse to search a car. they'll walk all the way around the car without stopping, then the officer yanks on the leash, taps the door and the dog jumps on it and sticks his nose in the window.
    "oh, he's smelling something!" exclaims the officer/handler.
    give me a break.


    I think you just may have something there teresius!!

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