Your government doesn't like competition. There is an element within your government that has become dependant upon untraceable covert illegal drug trade revenue.
Worry not though, they are using that drug profit for a good thing, to save humanity from complete doom. They are using that revenue to build all those underground survival habitats that the genetically superior and elite humans will escape to when the next end-times/end-cycle calamity starts breaking out.
They have huge piles of drug profits at their disposal. They use it to start phony investment corporations too, as a way to laundry it all. Your mortgage was probably drug money. Drug profits, as well as all that mortgage interest folks have been paying (for the privilege of being allowed to live on their own planet) is being used to hopefully save the best of the best of you all from doom and extinction. That's the big secret.
A long winter is coming, and the prairie dogs that survive will be the ones that kept the dumb ones clueless, stoned, and enslaved. You are being used to save the best of the best of us that will survive ~ so smoke or shoot or snort up or whatever, all yous crack monkey earthlings that don't care ~ enjoy. Nobody goes to jail for being a small customer unless you're a screw-up in general, just those that are dealing outside of the secret government distribution network selling their own need to really worry.
By buying and enjoying illegal drugs, you're helping to ultimately save the best of humanity from extinction while allowing the worst to be destroyed. So thanks, stoner addict monkeys! Don't grow or brew your own, buy covert "save humanity" illegal drugs instead!
Ha, funny humans. Crazy slaves.

A perfect plan that nobody will believe or do a damn thing to stop. Sweet.

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