J. C. Audio Clips

[JamesSullivan]

Here's a link to ALL of J.C.'s call transcripts to Coast. View them

HERE

Here's an oldie but a goodie!!

April 20, 1996 — J.C.'s first call into Coast to Coast - Dreamland.

Art: "Alright, let's see.. West of the Rockies, you're on the air! Good morning."
J.C.: "Hello, Mr. Bell?"
Art: "Yes!"
J.C.: Alright, I've got a couple things to say for you. I need to have some clarification on the fact you don't believe; you're talkin' about the government's coverin' up UFOs and how they're tryin' to deceive us, and you're always talkin about that, then you come on and try to double-talk us by sayin' you don't think we're responsible for the government!"
Art: "No. I didn't. I say that we are the government!"
J.C.: "Well make up your mind! What do you mean we are the government?! If we are the government, why would they hide things from us? They are not hidin' anything from us!"
Art: "Even our Founding Fathers, sir, when they wrote that wonderful document we all live by.."
J.C.: "Yes, the most wonderful piece of paper on this entire planet!"
Art: "..cautioned us to keep our eye on them, and put in all kinds of protections because.."
J.C.: "Well I don't think they meant.."
Art: "Excuse me! Now, let me finish and then you can go, okay?
J.C.: "Alright."
Art: "and put in all kinds of protections specifically so; because they understood that the government could get out of control."
J.C.: "Well it could and it might and it would.. It is not out of control! Our government is a great and beautiful thing, and people like you who try to tear it down and try to rip down the foundations of our nation by purporting Bigfoot. I mean, I can't believe you! Bigfoot! You're a grown man and you're takin' this serious! What is wrong with you?!"
Art: "I love Bigfoot!"
J.C.: "Oh, don't get smart with me! You're just.. You and your UFO nonsense, you're crazy!"
Art: "I wish Bigfoot were my dad!"
J.C.: "Oh! Well you know what? Bigfoot is of the Devil, if he is anything!"
Art: (laughs) "Aha! Here we go!"
J.C.: "It is demonic doings that are trying to deceive.."
Art: "Demonic? Demonic doings from the Devil?"
J.C.: "As you are! Ask that caller that called the other night- You ARE Satan's Mouthpiece! You just walk with the Devil! You're just tryin' to deceive good Christian- Good Christian Americans!"
Art: "No, I'm virtually; virtually the Antichrist."
J.C.: "I would say s.. n-you're not, you're not actually The Beast, but you're workin for him!"
Art: "I'm trying to help you here, sir!"
J.C.: "You're trying to help me?! Well why don't you don't help me, and why don't you just get off the air to make way for good people, like G. Gordon Liddy, Ollie North, and Rush Limbaugh! You're not even in their league!"
Art: "They're all on the air."
J.C.: "Well, we could even hear a repeat! You are nowhere near the league or the caliber of a man we need on the air!
Art: "You're absolutely right! You're absolutely right about that!
J.C.: "You are spreading disinformation, and defrauding the American public with your constant rhetoric about the government, and Area 51, UFOs! You are anti-Christian! You are anti-American! And I think you should just STOP! I'm tired of hearing you every night!"
Art: "Well just one question."
J.C.: "WHAT?!"
Art: "Why do you listen?"
J.C.: "Be- I have to! Somebody has to keep you in check and counterbalance the lies you put out!"
Art: (laughs) "You're compelled to listen, aren't you? Oh yeah! alright!"
J.C.: "Oh, no! Don't start with that! See, you speak in the Devil's tongue and you think its a joke! But its real!.."
Art: ('demonic') "You are compelled!"
J.C.: "..You're really being channeled by demons!"
Art: ('demonic') "You will listen! You will listen! You will listen!"
J.C.: "Just- Will you just cut it out and talk normal?!"
Art: ('demonic') "You will listen to me! Every chance you get! Every minute!"
J.C.: "This is what I'm talking about! You think its a big joke what you're doing to America!"
Art: ('demonic') "You will keep your radio and turn the volume up even higher!"
J.C.: "You think its a big joke but you're tearing down the foundations of our nation!"
Art: ('demonic') "The entire foundation! Around our ears!"
J.C.: "Very funny! Very funny!"
Art: (laughs)
Art: ('demonic') "You will listen!"

(3:17)

I have the audio of this program.

[Krepta3000]

I honestly think JC thinks he is Jesus Christ reincarnated, that wako needs to be put in a straight jacket and put in a padded cell. Sorry, I'm not usually so combative and mean, but frak, man, that guy is a ticking time bomb. He's gonna wind up being like the unibomber one day, trying to kill as many of us as he can! I'm scared to death of this guy!

We should make fun of him as much as possible, push him right over the edge, make him crack wide open. Then feed him to sharks with lasers. They have to have lasers, or it just doesn't work. And then, after they are done with him, we have to enshrine his remains with all the recordings and insanity in a deep dark cave that blows and makes weird noises.

I'm rambling because I'm tired.

[CYBret]

Does anyone else think that JC and UFO Phil sound remarkably similar? Hmmmmm?

[Alpha]

Does anyone else think that JC and UFO Phil sound remarkably similar? Hmmmmm?

No, not at all...UFO Phil wasn't even "around" when JC first made the airwaves.

Much rumour had, that JC was Phil Hendrie or one of Art Bell's Ham Radio buddies.....

[VOguy]

Does anyone else think that JC and UFO Phil sound remarkably similar? Hmmmmm?

Don't know who J.C. is, but UFO Phil is Clean Channel's production guy that makes jingles for advertisers.

And I sound like Ross Mitchell. ((Don't I wish))

[Alpha]

Don't know who J.C. is, but UFO Phil is Clean Channel's production guy that makes jingles for advertisers.

And I sound like Ross Mitchell. ((Don't I wish))

There are allegations out there, that whoever UFO Phil may have been, that he "passed away"....

[VOguy]

There are allegations out there, that whoever UFO Phil may have been, that he "passed away"....

Easy enough to check out. Give me a few days to get comfy back at the office (since I've been on vacation for the last week) and I'll call the ad agency.

[Dakota]

While I was hunting for some information about our J.C. this morning a found a treasury of 3 pages of archived J.C. audio clips.

You can listen to them at the URLs below or DL them to your hard drive.


J.C. Clips Page 1

J. C. Clips Page 2

J. C. Clips Part 3

Page III has the clip from J.C. this weekend with Ian from Jan 13, 2007, it's that current and likely will be updated with Art and J.C from last night.

This is nice and pretty comprehensive compendium of the history of J.C. with Coast with some calls on the first page going back to 1996!!!

J. C. fans....enjoy!!!!

JC is a blast. It seems the links above are dead. Would anyone have a new link for any of these JC clips? Tx in advance.

[Alpha]

JC is a blast. It seems the links above are dead. Would anyone have a new link for any of these JC clips? Tx in advance.

Helllo Dakaota and Welcome to IW!!

Yeah, internet links to go dead from time to time....sorry about that.

Here's another Source for JC Audio

Enjoy!!

[Dakota]

Anyone catch JC on with George the other night? Check this out. He has a website. http://boilingpitsofsewage.blogspot.com/ http://keithbouchard.com/ LMAO.

[Dakota]

Some other JC stuff



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0suMbTyDw

[fabucat]

Thanks for posting!!!

There was a short window of time about 5 years ago when JC was calling other talk shows as well. All of the conservative talkers have/had really tough screeners, so I doubt that he appeared on those shows (or at least I never heard him there). Luckily for JC, there was the universe of liberal talkers, mostly on defunct Air America. Liberal talkers, being, uh, liberal, let just about any one through. Randy Rhodes, Thom Hartmann....they just were freaked out by JC! It was pretty funny!

There was a rumor on liberal blogs that JC was actually an alter ego of Mike Judge, creator of King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead. Hmmmmmmmm.

[fabucat]

hahahahahahahahahah!